The Pie Lady

So, this lady comes up to my house trying to sell me some pies.  Says she's the pie lady and that I should know her since I've been in the neighborhood for so long.  Asked to talk to my wife.  Said she wasn't home. I could tell she was scoping out my living room.  Told her I wasn't interested.  She was short with long dark brown hair, brown eyes and these ridiculous thick black rimmed glasses.  Drove an old gold American made looking car.